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derpster-nera:

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

I need air omfg

derpster-nera:

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

I need air omfg

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 97,348 notes
4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 5,317 notes

justadashofsarcasm:

deluxetoaster:

can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

can this club have a support person that helps us to study because we didn’t need to before so we don’t know how to now 

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 466,748 notes
4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 50,039 notes
justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 433,283 notes

puppy-love-club:

inabasket:

shout out to fat girls who go clothes shopping with their skinny friends and have to pretend they’re having a good time

"Oh, scarves!"

4 hours ago on October 20th | J | 22,542 notes

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

20 hours ago on October 20th | J | 154,786 notes
The Thieves Guild: A pleasant bunch of thieving motherfuckers.
The Dark Brotherhood: A cool bunch of murdering motherfuckers.
The Thalmor: A bunch of motherfuckers.
20 hours ago on October 20th | J | 1,678 notes
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idiothair:

tsumugi-sensei:

初音ミク新型3Dモデル登場!『ぶれないアイで』”Burenai ai de” ARライブもう見た? 【デジアイ】

OK JUST LOOK AT THE QUALITY GUYS IT’S SO FUCKING REALISTIC JESUS

MitchieM’s tuning of Miku’s voice is always so phenomenal that I’m just forced to assume that Miku literally comes to life and sings for real.
This model is gorgeous too.

20 hours ago on October 20th | J | 25,164 notes

lotolle:

typette:

doujinsushi:

when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing

no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:

image

godlike

Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life. 

20 hours ago on October 20th | J | 28,482 notes